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justananimall: wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:11:45 +0100

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

In dying of laughter

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:24:32 +0100

Fancy knowing anything about me? OMG PLS

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:20:45 +0100

1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasize about
155: Any question you'd like?

band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:19:51 +0100

band-nonsense:

tessaviolet:

peachofcake:

tessaviolet:

i’m tupac on the inside.

tupac is dead.

exactly.

well this is more emotional than expected

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:19:34 +0100

fuckyeahlaughters: We had a favorite Disney character theme...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:18:42 +0100

fuckyeahlaughters:

We had a favorite Disney character theme party

If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they'll realize they're just buying a bunch of porn

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:16:09 +0100

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:15:51 +0100

wowjustloveme: meladoodle: you came to the wrong...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:15:40 +0100

wowjustloveme:

meladoodle:

you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker

THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE

I raise my eyebrow at you, sir: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:15:22 +0100

I raise my eyebrow at you, sir: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:15:20 +0100

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:38:47 +0100

imbitingmytongue: Still makes me cry every time

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:49:13 +0100

imbitingmytongue:

Still makes me cry every time

endlessmeg: finepieceofcas: multiple-stuff: deathlydraco: #ju...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:16 +0100

endlessmeg:

finepieceofcas:

multiple-stuff:

deathlydraco:

#just noticed the slytherin girl and gryffindor boy #theyre so excited #and he turns back to her #and shes like yeah i know #and sort of grabs hold of him #and new otp/brotp #defying labels #not everyone hated slytherins #not all slytherins were dicks #i like this

why is one kid not wearing a robe

the kids who are wearing robes were taking their OWLs/NEWTs. Notice Luna’s not wearing a robe either. Because they’re underclassmen and had free periods while the upperclassmen were taking their exams.

This post is amazing because a) Slytherin and intrahouse love, but also because b) someone just explained how free-dress works during exams at Hogwarts.

thestuffoflegendiswholocked: ky0shiwarri0r: souffleguy: The...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:59:31 +0100

thestuffoflegendiswholocked:

ky0shiwarri0r:

souffleguy:

The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***

Is it? Im afraid to listen although i feel like this is a rick roll.

OMFG I SPAT TEA EVERYWHERE

ingthing: v0ldewh0re: erinharvelle: sarapatourus: fishthatcanswiminfog: Oh. My. God. I’ve just...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:58:42 +0100

ingthing:

v0ldewh0re:

erinharvelle:

sarapatourus:

fishthatcanswiminfog:

Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most British Picture Ever” and this came up

I couldn’t help myself… I Googled “the most american picture ever” this came up…

Guess.

I GOOGLED “THE MOST CHINESE PICTURE EVER” OH NO

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:57:27 +0100

delicioustrap: delicioustrap: delicioustrap: my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:57:09 +0100

delicioustrap:

delicioustrap:

delicioustrap:

my dad just came into my room and laid on my bed so i proceeded to cover him in stuffed animals to cheer him up

then mom joined

if this reaches 100,000 notes i swear to gOD

thefrogman: Baby sea turtle leaving DeBordieu...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:56:17 +0100

thefrogman:

Baby sea turtle leaving DeBordieu Beach.

[debnews4u]

gingersquirrel: Not necessarily a feminist, just people who...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:55:06 +0100

gingersquirrel:

Not necessarily a feminist, just people who have nothing to be angry about.